It's been several months since the Oscars, and I really miss red carpet season, so I'm really stoked about the Met Gala. Let's critique the ladies, shall we?
Amber Heard in Zac Posen
It's a pretty color and it fits her well, but the bunch train is unnecessary and kind of sloppy looking.
Amber Valetta in Prada
Striking and pretty
Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli
Ethereal and glamorous. I wish I could see the detail on the other side of the dress a bit better.
Ashley Greene in Donna Karan
Lovely, if a little bridal.
Beyonce in Givenchy
No, no, no. Drag queen hot mess. Worst dressed of the night.
Cameron Diaz in Stella McCartney
Beautiful dress, but it should be worn by Helen Mirren or Meryl Streep. Cammie, did you lose your mojo when you cut your hair?
Camilla Belle in Ralph Lauren
Pretty dress but I'm not crazy about the illusion netting up top, and I hate the lipstick.
Carey Mulligan in Prada
She looks like a futuristic mermaid, but I kind of love it. I hate the pompadour, though. That 'do is flattering on nobody.
Cate Blanchett in Alexander McQueen
Quintessential Cate.
Chelsea Clinton
Pretty. Could've used a necklace.
Chloe Sevigny in Miu Miu
Cracked. Out. But I love it. It's like those amazing Paco Rabanne plastic dresses that Twiggy wore in the 60's. Insane and amazing.
Christina Ricci in Thakoon
She's too small for such a dramatic dress. Someone like Charlize Theron would've rocked this.
Claire Danes in J. Mendel
Simple and minimalistic, which is her M.O. It's fine, but I don't love it. Actually, I think I'd be happier if she was just wearing some lipstick.
Coco Rocha in vintage Givenchy
Someone thought that she was going to a Barbie and the Rockers costume party.
Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton
It's a pretty dress, very sweet, but why is she so allergic to color? Also, she could've done more with her hair.
Debra Messing in?????????????????????????
Nice. Suits her very well.
Diane Kruger in Prada
Diane, you fabulous bitch. HOW do you make even a feathered caftan look sexy and amazing? One of my favorites of the night.
Dianna Agron in Carolina Herrera
Good hair and makeup, great color on her. I wish it wasn't so wrinkled.
Elizabeth Banks in Mary Katrantzou
I want to applaud her for taking a risk, because the Met Gala is the place to do that, but this is too real-life Effie Trinket for my taste.
Emma Roberts in Escada
There were three ladies in yellow peplum gowns tonight. This one is nice but it's a shame about those wrinkles.
Emma Stone in Lanvin
Adorable dress. I wish she'd picked different shoes.
Eva Mendes in Prada
Good color. The skirt looks too big on her.
Ginnifer Goodwin in Monique Lhullier
Orange was the color of the night. This is a fabulous dress. I haaaaaaate the satin shoes and WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK SO MISERABLE?
Florence Welch in Alexander McQueen
If a rock star can't be outrageous and flamboyant at the Met Gala, then what's the point? I love this.
Gisele Bundchen in Givenchy
Nice
Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada
Cute. Despite the sideboob.
Heidi Klum in Escada
Eh. I expected much more drama from La Klum at an event like this.
Hilary Swank in Michael Kors
It's a great gown and her hair looks pretty, but I don't think the 'do goes with the dress. It's distracting with the high neckline.
Jaime King in custom Topshop
Her hair's a mess and the dress looks poorly made. It could've been pretty, though.
January Jones in Versace
I like the idea of the necklace, but I'm not crazy about it with the dress. Her boobs look like they're blinking at me. Actually, this isn't that bad, but I'm not crazy about it.
Jessica Alba in Michael Kors
It's a standard bronzed goddess look, but it's pretty.
Jessica Biel in Prada
She looks like she taped the hem up (badly), and the dress could be cute but I don't think it's special enough for this event.
Jessica Chastain in Louis Vuitton
Gorgeous color, but it's too tight on her and it's way too wrinkled.
Jessica Pare` in L'Wren Scott
Fab.
Julianne Hough in Carolina Herrera
So, so tired of mermaid dresses. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Karolina Kurkova in Rachel Zoe
FABULOUS. It looks like something that Jerry Hall or Iman would've worn in the 70's.
Kate Bosworth in Gucci
She's one of only few who could pull this off. Really not liking all the dark lipstick tonight.
Kate Upton
Ironic that someone who models for Victoria's Secret so desperately needs a better bra
Katharine McPhee in Elie Saab
Pretty.
Kirsten Dunst in Rodarte
I love this. Only Kiki could pull this off.
Kristen Bell in Tommy Hilfiger
Sleek and fun.
Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga
If it weren't for the shoes, I could get on board with this. It's strange but it's very her. The shoes, though. I keep thinking that she's wearing white socks with black pumps. NO.
Kristin Wiig in Stella McCartney
Love the dress - it's probably my favorite dress that she's ever worn. I don't like the shoes with it and I really wish that she'd worn lipstick.
Lana del Rey in Altuzarra
I wish I could've seen the gown without the cape, and the lipstick is too dark. But she usually looks like a hot mess so this is a vast improvement.
Lea Michele in Diane Von Furstenberg
I prefer pretty Lea to sexified Lea, so while there's nothing wrong with this look (objectively, she looks good), I'm totally over it.
Leighton Meester in Marchesa
I feel like we've seen this dress a million times on a million different celebs.
Leslie Mann in Nina Ricci
I think I'd like this if it was a color.
Lily Collins in Valentino
It's very sister wife-y but I like it anyway. It works on her because she's young, sweet and pretty.
Marion Cotillard in Dior
If the opaque part came down a bit lower, I could be okay with this, but I feel like we're two millimeters from seeing something that we shouldn't be seeing, and it makes me nervous.
Mary Kate Olsen in The Row
I can't wait till she becomes Helena Bonham Carter in 20 years.
Nina Dobrev in Donna Karan
Glam but standard.
Rachel Zoe in her own design
It's terribly unflattering. And it's basically a lampshade.
Rashida Jones in Tory Burch
Very, very pretty. Possibly a personal best for her. I just wish that she'd trim her bangs.
Rihanna in Tom Ford
She looks like a supervillain but I like it.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
Dramatic black gets less dramatic when you wear it over and over and over.
Rosario Dawson
She also looks like a supervillain, and I like this one too. Maybe I should start a League of Evil.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Burberry
Workin' it.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino
Looks like she made it out of old Laura Ashley sheets.
Scarlett Johannson in Dolce & Gabanna
Another one that I think we've seen a million times before. Hair looks soft and pretty, though.
Sofia Vergara in Marchesa
I wish she'd find a different silhouette. I'm so tired of these dresses on her, even though she wears them well.
Shailene Woodley in Christopher Kane
She's too young for this type of dress. And it's too tight on her.
Solange Knowles in Rachel Roy
GORGEOUS. Tied with Diane Kruger for my favorite of the night.
Who were your favorites and least favorites at tonight's Met Gala?
Updated with more photos:
Milla Jovovich in Prada
Underwhelming
Amy Poehler in Fendi
I love the bedhead and smoky eye, and I love that she tried to look sexy. I hate the dress, though.
Brooklyn Decker in Tory Burch
Pretty, kind of boring
Emily Blunt
Awesome
Ivanka Trump
Complicated but pretty
Laura Carmichael
Okay, forget Cameron Diaz's gown - THIS is a Meryl Streep dress. She still looks pretty, though. P.S. I miss Downton Abbey.
Liv Tyler in Givenchy
It's hard to see the detail but I think I like it.
Michelle Dockery:
Stark but very striking. P.S. I really miss Downton Abbey.
Paula Patton
Pastel taffeta always reminds me of a prom. And I hate the matchy earrings.
