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27 January 2013

Best and Worst of the SAG Red Carpet

It's round 2 of the 2013 Red Carpet Extravaganza. Let's see how the stars did, shall we?

Morena Baccarin:
Unflattering and ill-fitting.


Mayim Bialik:
I actually think she looks pretty awesome.


Alexis Biedel:
Pretty? I think? I wish I could see the whole thing.


Julie Bowen:
I've got to give a woman props for wearing a floor-length leather gown and not looking like a dominatrix. Or Cher.


Rose Byrne:
I appreciate that she takes risks, but this looks like a 70's nightgown.


Jessica Chastain:
Pretty, but too tight on her.


Marion Cotillard:
I was undecided on this for quite a while, but I think I've decided that I love it.


Kaley Cuoco:
I actually like this dress, even the awkward length. But those shoes are so wrong and that's the worst wig I've ever seen.


Claire Danes:
I like the detail in the slit of her dress, but I hate the bulky sleeve and sloppy hair.


Viola Davis:
Great color, great fit.


Nina Dobrev:
This would be perfect if it weren't for whatever that is cutting across her torso.


Michelle Dockery:
Elegant but a bit too plain. Shame about the wrinkles.


Carmen Electra:
This is the worst-constructed gown I've ever seen. It looks like it's about to fall apart.


Jenna Elfman:
Boooooring.


Tina Fey:
If she sneezes, the world is going to see her nipples.


Jenna Fischer: 
Zzzzzzzz.


Kate Flannery:
Wow. I never knew she had it in her!


Jennifer Garner:
She cleans up nicely, no?

Anne Hathaway:
Very disappointing. This is her year, she should be stepping it up.


Helen Hunt:
Fantastic.


Sarah Hyland:
Gorgeous dress, fabulous color. Shame about the hair.


January Jones:
THAT SHIT CRAY. I'm so happy that at least one person showed up looking insane.


Ellie Kemper:
Pretty color but too fussy. Terrible hair.


Nicole Kidman:
Hot!


Angela Kinsey:
This is kind of weird, but I kind of love it.


Jane Krakowski:
Nice, but I feel like I've seen her in this same dress a hundred times.


Jennifer Lawrence:
Okay, I guess? It fits her well but I find it kind of drab, to be honest.


Jane Lynch:
Unlike Julie Bowen's gown, this is kind of dominatrix-y. But you know what? She looks sort of awesome.


Juliana Margulies:
A world of NO.


Jayma Mays: 
Blah. It's colorless and makes her look much wider than she is. Hair looks like she's going to yoga class.


Maria Menounos:
I love this. It's striking in its simplicity.


Lea Michele:
Oh, is it prom season already? And that ombre hair is terrible.


Julianne Moore:
An interesting dress, but poorly fitted in the chest.


Elisabeth Moss:
I'm okay with a short dress for the SAGs, but this one is too casual and kind of blah.


Kelly Osborne:
Very pretty. I still hate her hair, but this is a very cool, Old Hollywood-style gown.


Jessica Pare:
Love it! And I love how she's totally honoring her show by channeling the 60's with her hair, makeup, and jewelry.



Busy Phillips:
Simple but cute.


Frieda Pinto:
Great color but way too much going on. It's unflattering.


Amy Poehler:
It's basic black, but she looks great.


Giuliana Rancic:
I love the color but I'm not crazy about the way it fits up top. Still, one of her best efforts that I can remember.


Naya Rivera:
Wrinkled and trashy. A shame.


Amanda Seyfried:
Despite my hatred of mermaid dresses, I think she looks gorgeous here.



Kiernan Shipka:
A-freaking-dorable. Seriously.


Jordin Sparks:
I love the blue, but this isn't the best fit for her. There's no shame in going up a size.


Julia Styles:
An okay gown ruined by a drab color. And I barely recognized her - has she had work done?


Sofia Vergara:
At least it's not her usual super-vampy look, but I can't say I'm crazy about it. It looks too bridal, and too cheap.



Kerry Washington:
Very pretty.


Naomi Watts:
She looks beautiful, but again: WHY NO COLOR?


Sigourney Weaver:
Just awful. It does nothing for her shape and makes her look flat as a board.


Ariel Winter:
Much too old for her, and again: colorless.