I know that there's a chance that I'll get lynched if I talk smack about Miz Jolie, but imma do it anyway, 'kay? Because this is just a world of NO. Why do celebs think that it's okay to go around in trash bags? First Rihanna, and now Angelina? I have nothing against black and shiny, but black, shiny and shapeless is never any good.
Here's how I'd restyle Angie Jo, for just $98.98.