This is just not okay, guys.
Maybe it would be okay, if this wasn't Madonna. Madonna, one of the most controversial artists of my childhood. Madonna, who had a book called Sex, for chrissakes. Madonna, whose body is just sick. I know that she's in her fifties now, but there is no reason to look so matronly and sexless! I mean, those pants! C'mon Madge! Let's show it off a bit, huh? I understand that it gets chilly in London sometimes, but that's no reason to wear pants that are four sizes too big!
Here's how I'd un-frump Madonna for just $91.87:
