When I was a kid and tween, I spent every summer at my grandparents' shore house in Atlantic City, NJ, and I spent a lot of time on the famous Atlantic City boardwalk. And when you stroll the AC boardwalk in, say, 1988, you saw a ton of tacky souvenir shops, and they all sold tops that looked like this, except
less trashy.
And nobody wore them with their shorts unzipped.
Yes, Ems was at Coachella, and yes it was hot, but seriously? I just can't.
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