Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts

12 January 2011

Fashion Redemption: Jessica Simpson

Why, Jessica, WHY? Why do you insist on wearing only the most unflattering garments ever made? You have beautiful curves, why are you wearing a sweater that makes you look eight feet wide? WHYYYYYY?????

Here is look that's much more flattering and stylish. It rings up at $99.59.

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05 January 2011

Fashion Redemption: Jessica Simpson

I can't put my finger on why I think this looks ridiculous, but it does. It kind of looks like Jess is going to a costume party dressed as "Snow Bunny." And those leggings wouldn't be flattering on anyone.

Here is an improvement for just $96.82.

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30 October 2010

Fashion Redemption: Jessica Simpson

This is just generally unflattering. The jacket is boxy and the boots and shorts make Jessica's legs look stumpy. Jess has such a great figure. I wish she'd dress for it.

Here is something that would do Jess' bod some justice. It costs $97.59.

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14 September 2010

Fashion Redemption: Jessica Simpson

Oh, NO. I think Jessica has looked just lovely since she put on a few pounds, but she is no good at dressing her new body. This dress makes her look much wider and more broad-shouldered than she is.

Here is a much more flattering ensemble for just $94.59.

30 July 2010

Fashion Redemption: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson turned 30 this month. But you wouldn't know it, because this outfit makes her look like a feisty Miami septuagenarian - a Blanche Devereaux for the 21st century.

Here's how I'd make Jessica look like the young woman that she is, for only $97.79.

22 March 2009

Jessica Simpson's Look for $93.54

Reader Request

I like this look much more than the cutoffs that Jessica has been wearing lately. It's flirty but sophisticated and flattering on her curvy shape!

01 February 2008

08 October 2007

Jessica Simpson's Look for $85.42

I very much prefer casual Jessica to dressy Jessy. She looks much better when she doesn't try too hard.
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Here's the frugal version of her outfit:
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Black and Red Checked Shirt from Old Navy $20
Jeans from Delia's $19.49
Brown Boots from CutesyGirl $13.99
Red Tote from Target $15.99
Oversized Sunnies from OC Shades $15.95

21 August 2007

Jessica Simpson, with Daisy

I know this is just a fashion blog, but let me get this off my chest: Jess needs to put the dog down. Poor little Daisy, living her life held tightly in Jessica's arms. Dogs were meant to run around and play, not be held onto for dear life. Ugh.

Jessica: Put. The Dog. Down.

Okay, now that that's out of the way, I have to say that Jess looks pretty cute here. She seems to succeed only when she doesn't try so hard.
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Here's the frugal version of her outfit:

Heather Grey Tank, $5 - BUY NOW
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Dark Trouser Jeans, $34.50 - BUY NOW
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Black Studded Clogs, $21.99 - BUY NOW
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Camel Shoulder Bag, $22.99 - BUY NOW
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Oversized Black Sunglasses, $4.80 - BUY NOW
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Silver Teardrop Earrings, $4.80 - BUY NOW
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GRAND TOTAL: $94.08

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22 May 2007

Jessica Simpson - Like A Rolling Stone

Jess always looks much cuter when she's dressed casually. She tends to resemble a drag-queen when she's dressed up, but she can rock jeans and a tee like the best of 'em.

(That being said, I bet she wouldn't know a Rolling Stones song if one bit her on the ass.)
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Here's the frugal version of her outfit:

Rolling Stones U.S. Flag Tongue Tee, $30
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Skinny Jeans, $15
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Brown Wooden-Heel Sandals, $39.50
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Tortoiseshell Sunglasses, $4.80
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Bangle Set, $4.80
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Dangling Chain Earrings, $4.80
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GRAND TOTAL $98.90